Just a small town boi living in a sk8ter world

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
cabbagegunk

Anonymous asked:

I personally think that all whale sharks should be put on Mickey’s Dick Smasher.

cabbagegunk answered:

WHAT!!!! they are such gentile creatures why would you say thst…

cabbagegunk

GENTLE I MEANT GENTLE!!!!!!!!

cabbagegunk

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WHALE SHARKS!!!!!!! BARUCH HASHEM!!!!!!!!

headspace-hotel

Scrolling, sees this image, has to read the whole post to see what possible context it could have

fred-erick-frankenstein

[ID: a picture of a whale shark, wearing a kippah. An arrow pointing at him, flaming red words saying, in all caps, "this thing is Jewish". /end ID].

whydidoth

As a gentile creature, he actually would explicitly not be Jewish, but he does seem like a nice young man, so he can still get a pass on having to ride the Mickey Dick Smasher

cabbagegunk

i was correcting myself on the fact he is NOT gentile! if he was gentile i'd walk him up to the gates of the Mickey Dick Smasher myself

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